Perfect Crime #2: Almonds

*Almonds contain low amounts of cyanide.
*Cyanide accumulates in the body.

1. Buy your child life insurance.
2. Feed him an almond-heavy diet.
3. Less money spent on the child equals greater profits.
4. Keep a ready stash of almonds for yourself in case you get caught.

Mr. Baton's Tip #3: Talking to Oneself

From Mr. Phil Baton's Me, Me, Me:

"You must love yourself before others love you. Thus, talking to yourself (or, if you're mute, signing to yourself), while unhealthy, will at least keep you from talking to people who definitely don't love you and who may very well be out for blood."

Convince a Kid #1: Scrambled Eggs

1. Convince a kid that if you leave scrambled eggs out long enough, they turn back to a liquid.
2. Convince him that re-liquefied eggs are still edible and very tasty.
3. [optional] Show him raw eggs and convince him they're re-liquefied and ready to eat.

Back from Austin and California

and tanned.

On holiday in Austin and California

Back later this month.