Mr. Baton's Tip #4: Fate Favors

From Mr. Phil Baton's locally televised Corporative Initiative workshop in Boca Raton, FL:

"Fate favors the bold, so learn not to rely on favors."

Guess the movie #2: Hamburger

"Would you like some hamburger with that ketchup?"
"Would you like some smart with that ass?"

Guess the movie #1: Making ends meet

"No, _____, it's like this: I met my end of the deal, and either way you're going to meet your end."

The Black Hat #4: Confession

He drank the last of his 25-year glass and leaned over the bar. "But she never cared about my money," he confided. "She only cared about me."

The White Hat: Premonition

If they tried to lead you
They would only lead you astray
So today
The stars have started turning in a different way

Easy Money #1: DIY IUD

Or, for $10 more, we'll assemble it for you.

Nursery Rhyme #1: Sweetness

Sugar comet, sugar star,
Send me sugar from afar;
Sugar cookie, sugar plum,
Bring me sugar when you come.
Sugar longing, sugar void,
Why has want of sugar cloyed?
Sugar slumber, bitter start,
Bitter turns my sugar heart.
Sugar comet, sugar star,
Send me sugar from afar;
Sugar promise, bitter pay,
Keep me, sugar, far away!

Meditamusing #1: Pillow

Why is it so common, do you think? The image of walking in on someone frenching a pillow. In so many movies, so many shows, so many funny things...

The Black Hat #3: Someone

And he flew half around the world to meet her, and - behold - much to his pleasure, again, she met someone else.

Dr. Soberdim's Wisdom #1: Peace

"Peace is the first casualty of war."

- Dr. Kurt Soberdim, Ph.D.