Friday, September 28, 2007

Perfect Crime #2: Almonds

*Almonds contain low amounts of cyanide.
*Cyanide accumulates in the body.

1. Buy your child life insurance.
2. Feed him an almond-heavy diet.
3. Less money spent on the child equals greater profits.
4. Keep a ready stash of almonds for yourself in case you get caught.

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